Can someone explain to me how is it that I can get dirty looks from my lovely wife by watching National Geographic or The History Channel? Maybe it is the comments that I make during the shows.
The other night, we were watching a show about aliens from space, not Mexico or Canada. The main topic was the Roswell incident. They were talking about the supposed crash of the alien UFO, and how the military got involved. While the show goes on to tell us about the debris field, the items that were collected, the "strange characters" that were found etched on some metal; I got to thinking.
After watching the show and seeing all they had to offer, I came to the conclusion that the Roswell incident was nothing more than intergalactic teens that were out joyriding in their parent's UFO. Think about it. It occurred in a remote area, no one was notified, and all that was found was just pieces. Yes, it was teen aliens that crashed and then took off. Or is it that the aliens are using our planet as main drag? After all, how many UFO sightings have been reported in the last 50 years? And why is it that it always involves more than 1 UFO? Drag racing aliens. How else can you explain the speed and the maneuvers that they do?
Yep, the little darlings are using our planet as their "out in the middle of nowhere" place to do their drag racing. And just like down here, where are the cops when the kids are out racing?
She keeps telling me something about the reason she made this blog for me.