Today I will rant about my Great Canadian Conspiracy. I will list things that are true facts, and give you the links to the information. These are things that at first I laughed my ass about, then went "Holly Shit! This is true!" As I started to look at things, I realized that there is a Canadian Conspiracy. Those sneaky Canucks are trying to take over the US, and they are doing it ever so quietly that very few persons are aware of them.
I became aware of this about 12 years ago, when I started to read the books by Clive Cussler. One of his first books, published in 1981 was Night Probe. Basically it was about an agreement between the UK and the US at the turn of the 20th century that made the US and Canada one nation. I think that a lot of Canadians read that book and decided to take over the US. They cannot conquer us militarily, so they are doing it the sneaky way.
One example of this is Canadian currency. Some years ago, the exchange rate was about 1.50 Canadian to 1 US dollar. That meant that US goods were more expensive for Canadians to purchase. They got around this by minting Canadian coins to the exact same size and weight at US coins. Therefore, a Canadian could buy drinks and other items from US vending machines with their coins, paying a lot less than US citizens.
The GMC Yukon. They managed to get one of the US most popular suv's named after a Canadian territory. Not only that, but the smallest and sparesliest populated Canadian territory!!!
The main trade way from the Great Lakes is thru the St. Lawrence River. That river is completely in Canada, which means that the Canadians can control what type of trade of ships can come in or out of the Great Lakes.
According to the CIA Fact Book, the US and Canada share a border of 6,416 kilometers between the lower 48 and them. Compare that to the 3,141 km the US shares with Mexico!!!
Did you folks know that Canada is the second largest country in the world, and that about 90% of their population is within 160 km (100 miles) from our border?
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/CA.html
A lot of folks talk about how NAFTA has taken a lot of jobs from the US to Mexico. Oh you poor mislead numbnuts. Before NAFTA, which was enacted in 1994, there was this not too well known agreement called US-Canada Free Trade Agreement (FTA) which was enacted by both nations in 1989. So you see, don't worry about the little brown folks on the south. Ross Perot was so wrong when he ranted about "that giant sucking sound" sending jobs to Mexico. All these years there has been free trade with Canada.
How about the fact that the large manufacturing of counterfeit cards for DirecTV and Dish Network where being made in...CANADA!!! You see, you cannot get US satellite TV in the great white (as in caucasian) north. So they cannot get US satellite TV but they can make counterfeit cards and sell them to us--- http://www.digitalhome.ca/forum/showthread.php?t=666
And for you folks that love the unions, do you really know that those initials stand for? You know, AFL-CIO-CLC? Guess what, CLC stands for Canadian Labor Congress!!! And you thought that the unions were protecting your job, and they have silently sent them to Canada. How many of you own a GM or Ford car that has the Canada sticker in the door jamb?
Stay tuned, as I will keep explaining other facts and dangers about the Great Canadian Conspiracy, which included Dora the Explorer, open v. closed borders, etc.
A Better Place
12 years ago
You are wrong, wrong, wrong but pretty damned funny. And, sparsliest...not a word hon...LOL.
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